I dunno, between enduring a dinner with someone constantly reminding me of how beautiful and INTELLIGENT she is and HOW BIZARRE AND WEIRD THAT COMBO IS and someone telling me that canvas is the new burlap and how to get the very best Louboutins...

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This is a wonderful piece, and you sound like a great brother. But — as someone who understands the power of certain words, and how they’re used, you should get this — I wish you hadn’t used the phrase “confined to a wheelchair” multiple times. My wheelchair doesn’t have straps or locks that keep me from moving;…

Zambillion Little Pieces.

“She’s super curious, she’s health conscious, she cares about fashion, she cares about travel, and she cares about food,” Gersh said. “She has a job, she has an income, she’s relatively affluent -$100,000 plus. That’s the audience.”

like i care. i don’t wanna be a manager anyway. i need to have time to make babies. if i don’t have them by 32, it’s never gonna happen because my womb will basically have tumbleweeds rolling around in there. and no man will want me if i can’t have kids, so what do i need extra income for? if no man wants me, i don’t…

SAME. This woman’s legal guilt is a matter for the courts. It’s such a fraught and confused situation, people shouldn’t be leaping to “BURN THE STUPID EVIL BITCH DEVIL”. Jez has a real problem with ableism and that’s out in full, disgusting display in the comments of this article. I'm a queer woman with a learning…

I know everyone is ready to crucify this woman and all, BUT.. my child’s father has these same sorts of problems. It isn’t anything you can see and it is due to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. We’re not together anymore and its something you need some time with someone to recognize. We only had him diagnosed at about 25. I…

I can tell you’re not very smart. The point is that we spend more on keeping people in prison than we spend on education. The whole prison system needs reform. Prison is supposed to be about reforming criminals into better citizens. Too often we see the opposite effect. We see people that were imprisoned for…

counterpoint: private bathroom

Think she’ll hyphenate? Lindsay Lohan-Boyfriend has a certain ring to it. I’m all for keeping your name but I think I like Lindsay Boyfriend better. LiBo. LiLoBo. LiLoWeBo.

i find her incredibly badass and, all things considered, very classy. shit is flung at her and her family at an unbelievable rate and her family tends to engage, but what i hear of kim is good- she’s kind, polite and doesn’t engage. i think it’s disgusting how much people focus on a sex tape she did years ago making…

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

I’m thinking of kicking it off in July with a tasteful celebration. None of these rubbish explosions and tawdry parades of which the rebels are so fond. Simple, yet elegant like our true Queen.

When can we expect to celebrate Tories? I’d like to start proclaiming my proud heritage of not wanting to declare independence from Great Britain.

Now mind you, it’s BEYONCE who is being racially divisive and preventing us from moving on from the past.

Last summer I paid about $500 more to fly to Europe on BA rather than Air China or Aeroflot because I figured it would be a much better experience (and also I’m an travel snob). Instead, both BA flights were old 747s with terrible seatback entertainment systems and terrible seats with lumpy padding. One flight was…

As if the process of flying wasn’t enough of a nightmare already.