I'd pretty much take any of the gifts on this list and be happy. Give me socks, a coffee card, some Amazon money, a Yankee candle, a blank book, some spray from B&BW and a cake (a proper tea loaf, though) and I'm like a pig in shit. Throw in one of those tins of biscuits or a selection of chocolate and my Christmas is…

You have to hire someone to feed you like you're a baby bird. It's pricey.

Could it all be because she can't have the one thing she really wants — another baby?

I would like further information on this "no stress diet".

It sounds like a nightmare, plus who wants to spend their New Year's at someone else's wedding?! Holiday weddings are the worst. Someone I know got married on Thanksgiving this year. Just bizarre, and kind of inconsiderate for guests who want to spend the holiday with family.

Living in Ireland, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the vast majority of people want this woman to be put to rest, including the religious people, who aren't nearly as fundamentalist as their counterparts in the the USA.

So, I have an audition at a strip club on Tuesday. It's my first one, and i'm super nervous. I don't know wtf i'm doing and i'm like 1000% i'll fall or fart or something heinous. any dancers out there that can give me some words of wisdom?

I am proud. I've now made it through both Thanksgiving and Christmas without texting my ex. Five more days and I'm through the holidays and in the clear.

Two Christmases ago I had only vegetable platter appetizers to eat for dinner, because my stepmom's brother didn't know I was coming to his house with my parents (I'm a vegetarian). Last Christmas, he just forgot I don't eat meat/seafood, and I had even asked my father before we went if I should just bring my own food…

Benefits of having a pre-teen- rather than waking us up at 6:30 to unwrap presents, he woke up at 8:30 like a civilized human being. He also surprised me by getting in bed for a snuggle instead of heading straight for the Christmas tree. This is a good phase. I'll take it.

Dating a new guy for over two months now, we got each other some fun gifts:

Today started out fine. Ended with my mother screaming at me how I deserve to be treated like shit by my miscreant 17 year old brother (I am nearing 30). And also, that I lied about being raped because I just wanted attention. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

Having a hard time this year. I got divorced a month ago and this is my first Christmas without my ex in 10 years. I'm fine most of the time but today I was reminded of all the sadness. I moved halfway across the country a few days ago to come back home. Crashing in a super tiny room at my parents house while I search…

My best friends (one in NYC, one in DC, one in San Diego) surprised me and showed up here a few days ago and we got to open presents together today and everything was wonderful. <3

So, guys, I got accepted to a new college! And all my credits transferred!

My former mother in law is a wonderful, sweet woman but my GOD was she the pickiest eater ever. She had a host of "allergies" that were more "intolerances," as in she wouldn't explode like you would from a peanut allergy, but might have an upset stomach later. That said, a lot of her intolerances were even…

That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

Now, now, suicide is never the answer. The answer is to put a bullet through their head. It's the only way to remove that element from society so that it won't spread to future generations.

Relatives are THE WORST. When are you getting married, when are you having babies. It's like, stop. Dear teens, especially girls, these questions will never end, so be prepared. Even when you do get married and have babies, they will ask when is the next baby coming. Come up with clever ways to respond and just laugh…

I refused to get married pregnant so we waited until our kid was 5 months old (still hitched 19 years later!). My MIL was so upset because she said our kid would feel weird at school not having married parents. Jokes on you MIL— he feels weird at school FOR having married parents. And our 9 year old asked us today to…