I mean, what the actual fuck. I don't even know what this person is saying here. I consider it a successful day if I managed to eat things that resembled meals at all (my son is 3 weeks old today)...

THE LAUNDRY OMFG. My baby is 3 weeks old today and I think I've done more laundry since he was born than I did in all of 2014.

YEEEESSSSS

I had my beautiful son 3 weeks ago today (yep, New Years baby!) and by the time I had gotten to my due date I was so sick and tired of the negativity from people. People mean well, I know they do, and they're trying to be real and tell it like it is, but every person and every pregnancy is different.

I'm not even sure how you mailed the litter but BRAVO. That's brilliant

Say what you will about Tiffany & Co, but after my engagement of over a year ended I returned the ring for a full refund. The money went to me because I was the one who had paid for it in the first place, yeah I know.

woohoo Serena!! GET IT!!!

"The Beygency" <- how did I not know this is a thing?!

In college I set my sights on a cute guy who I knew to be from an insanely rich family. We're talking billionaire. And naturally I wanted to have billionaire on my list, so I let loose my inner sexual predator at a frat party and of course banged him. It wasn't good, but that wasn't the point.

The slew of Mormons in my wake.

Vanilla is fucking expensive, especially enough to get you wasted. You need to have a serious vanilla obsession to get to this point. I want to see the number of vanilla candles she's amassed in her home.

That my friends, is what we call GOING DEEP. Definitely wish I could go there.

The American Playhouse version of Into the Woods is available for rent on Amazon Prime! Had my husband watch it instead of us going to the movie right away. So good.

I JUST MADE A BABY TOO!!! Congrats my friend, we survived and look how amazing it is!!!

This happened to a chaperone of ours on a trip. She had had gastric bypass surgery 10 months before while she was losing weight it took longer than her doctor was anticipating. Anyway, on the flight home she was having pains and when we landed she went into the hospital and BOOM, baby! Since she was a larger woman I…

And even while on the pill it can still be irregular unfortunately. It totally sucks.

Holy shit, what a way to look on the positive side even with a fractured pelvis. That's crazy!

Tig Notaro and Broad City. You made my year.

While reading this I saw the happiest damn rats standing up, waving America flags, and singing "America The Beautiful".

you have to clean that shit up. There are ways this is done!