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I love how both dogs seem completely un-phased by the sounds coming from this woman. Like "oh yeah, normal." Seriously though, this is amazing. I had yet to see that kind of cry in a happy context.

Somehow I had missed White Tiger. God bless America.

Disgusting.

I would agree that in hook-up culture it's really more of a pleasant surprise if someone can make me have a clitoral orgasm, it's definitely not the goal. Any time there is pressure in a situation to have the big O it makes it infinitely more difficult to achieve.

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I'm shocked that someone actually put that info into the computer. Especially when things are so busy this time of year.

RIP Someone Ate This. You are sorely missed in our hearts. Although not by my incredibly feeble bladder.

Let's just say there was a lot of broken glass, some of it inside a photo booth.

Labor is crazy! And yes, it can happen that fast!

You absolutely must watch. Don't wait any longer. My recommendation is to not binge watch the whole thing. Give yourself a little space. Especially after season 4. Brutal.

I love this show so hard. And maybe it was the depressive binge watching, but by season 5 when we saw McNulty going back down into the rabbit hole, so to speak, I just couldn't handle it. I should probably go back and finish it now since I've had enough time away from it, but damn. What an incredible show.

Maybe I missed this, but did she have fertility issues with North? Just curious.

New Years Eve weddings are disastrous. I performed at a New Years wedding a few years ago and it got messy real fast. They generally go on WAY too long, because of the whole ringing in the new year thing, people get WAY too wasted because no one thinks about how you need food out the entire night so people don't

"A number of the doctors said they believed the unborn had no reasonable prospect of surviving intact even if the somatic treatment was continued.

As best you can, focus on an exercise routine that you can keep up consistantly. The more you commit to that the easier it is to stick with a diet change. Working out feels better when you're eating well and vice versa. With the exercise and the diet, ease yourself into both so you don't crash an burn. For some people

Elton will make it better!

Waiting for my husband to get back home with our Chinese take-out because I'm way too pregnant to cook dinner or care. Christmas has been awesome though. I got to have sex with my husband TWICE and we had brunch at a friend's house (no family). Amazing.

I've treated it like any other night in the past. Maybe find a movie you've been wanting to see for a while, buy yourself a nice bottle of wine or make your favorite martini, and just chill out. Go to sleep whenever you want and enjoy not having to stay up past midnight for a new year that you will see tomorrow

Travel is so good for the soul. And exploring on your own can be very healing. You're doing it right!

Jesus Christ, that's absolutely horrible. I hope karma finds her in 2015.