I am here to inspire

Good lord that's hardcore

I promise the deliciousness out weighs any negative effects!

You are my hero.

Somehow I have managed to come away from multiple company experiences unscathed... I mean, still completely emotionally dysfunctional, but that's just ballet.

Now just imagine two obscenely tall and gangly teens doing that. I'm quite pleased that we didn't die.

I won something!! ::bows::

I'll place my bets on Beatrice and Eugenie, those two look like trouble.

Those items and maxi dresses that cover swollen ankles and have zero butthigh restrictions.

This surfaced today as well. An Annie Leibovitz photo showcasing some SERIOUS shady side-eye by members of American Ballet Theatre to Amy Adams.

I want this so bad right now. And glögg. So so so so much glögg. If you're interested in glögg make sure to use Akvavit (or vodka if you must) AND brandy in your recipe. You won't be disappointed.

Agreed. I don't particularly enjoy feeling like I'm stuffed inside sausage casing.

for real. I like being able to hide snacks wrapped around my ankle. I would like to continue to do this.

LOL North can kiss my fat pregnant lounge pants covered ass.

"wearing the chic urban mother's uniform of leather leggings and a turtleneck."

Woah. Yeah, that's gotta be painful.

yep, it's ketamine.

I'm still a fan. Moonie for life

"fatal drug binge, fueled by steroids, weed, cocaine, PCP, Special K, Crystal meth, and various Rx drugs."

I want to be part of this demonstration. More so if it were an actual "sit in[on]".