The dehydration is real, lol. Especially if you're also perspiring profusely.

Preferred dating married women. He's now a flight attendant.

I would NEVER let an ex keep the dog. While I'm sure it's much different in divorce because it's about who legally has the dog, there is no possible way puppy would leave me. There isn't even a question. I would go full mama bear on someone if they tried to take my dog from me.

Alright Jezzies, bring on the idiotic ex/friend stories!

A close girlfriend of mine was a virgin freshman year of college and went on pursuit of someone she didn't actually care that much about but was relatively attracted to, just so she could lose her virginity and get it done with. Not necessarily recommending that approach, but maybe try and find someone you have fewer…

Definitely read that as "German nun", which would have been another story entirely.

Absolutely. The pregnant side-eye quickly escalates to, "Honey, go kill that bitch for me."

I can't wait to see it, it's very high on my list!

Speaking of the Golden Globes, can we talk about how happy I am that J.K. Simmons is nominated (for a SAG award too)?! I've always admired him for being an actor that has had a solid career and works a LOT, and now he's getting award nominations. Good job!

Yep, the major blood banks are in favor of lifting the ban. And from my understanding it is the blood banks themselves who pay for the testing. So if they are in favor and are willing to pay...

I didn't really care so much. I was the aggressor. I wanted the D.

it's scary shit

The Washington Post last month:

Is she famous for singing the national anthem at a Seahawks game? That's legit the only time I've heard her sing.

Christ on a bike. This country is going to hell in a hand basket.

Homophobic reactions from political parties is one thing, but from the scientific community? Yes, the FDA is stretching it in terms of scientific community, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

There was an article a few months ago about this exact thing. It was more about citizenship though.

Usually there are. But there are some medical procedures of the cervix (LEEP, cone biopsy) that can result in women dilating from 0-10cm and giving birth in 20 minutes.

I'm hiring you the next time I need a PI ;)

I just hear Dan Savage's voice in my head railing against Christmas themed erotica, lol