eeloise
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Senior year of high school, my dementia ridden grandfather thought Thanksgiving dinner was just starting (we had finished but the adults still were around the table talking and drinking) and tried to say the Lord's Prayer as he pissed himself, destroying my mother's sanity and a dining room chair. Simultaneously

Sending some Thanksgiving love to you! Honestly, exercise and diet help a lot in terms of overall health, but you can't fight genetics as hard as you might try. I work out for a living (yoga instructor, yoga asana champion, and professional dancer) and here I am at 34 weeks pregnant and I've been on bed rest since

I'm an avid kale chips crumbler! On sweet potatoes, on popcorn, nom nom nom

It was the first time for both of us. By definition it had to be awful.

Drink so much wine that I pass out on the couch and ignore the world.

Really not sure if there would be enough alcohol on that plane to properly sedate me.

Lost my virginity to high school boyfriend during Thanksgiving dinner in our storage room on a folding chair while my dementia ridden grandfather tried to say the Lord's Prayer and pissed himself downstairs at the dinner table at the same time.

The possibilities are endless.

I know, right? What's better than a bleak Scandinavian crime drama wrapped around some pastry?

I don't know if I could go back to that place. It was a dark time...

It would be like combining the Investigation Discovery channel and Food Network. I volunteer.

I feel like this girl should start the "Stalker Baking Co." We'll stalk the shit out of you and bake a flight of delights based on your rocky past.

Lorde will never be a hunchbacked dinosaur with hair like that. YOU CAN'T FOOL US LORDE!!!

I mean, in a pinch I cut my hair with men's clippers, so in reality I guess I'm envious of anyone what thick, long, luscious hair.

I mean, the movie looks good, but I don't really see a big "transformation" of Aniston here. I haven't really paid attention to her since Friends, but that's kind of what I thought she looked like now?

I have a crush on her hair

After reading through many positive and encouraging comments I did reach out to her last night. It was a short and simple message. I had run across a very sweet picture of the two of us from Thanksgiving three years ago and sent it to her saying, "I miss you and I have been thinking of you. I am always here if you

I know, it's absolutely sickening. I think the guy, who we all grew up with as well, had a quarter century crisis and completely lost his mind. I'm by no means defending him, just trying to understand how something like this could happen. It breaks my heart.

Thank you. It's a difficult situation and I want to be as sensitive as possible. I'm also aware of the fact that I could be inadvertently reminding her of something as I'm about to have a baby and I know she wants children as well. Not sure if that is causing tension as well.

I'm so sorry to hear that, I worry this is also what she's going through.