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I've tried a few times this past year to start up conversation but I haven't received much back. We've been close since grade school and she means a lot to me. A brief note is most likely how I'll go about it. Thank you

Of the two weddings I have been a bridesmaid in, both couples are going through a divorce right now. We're all between 27-28 and while it feels so young it also, unfortunately, seems like a reality that we need to learn how to deal with as friends. I live on the opposite side of the country from both of them, and

One of our acting professors at school had this animalistic sexuality to him, even though he was kind of a scrawny Irish dude. We had a Facebook group for him called "The O'_____ O" (I'm keeping him anonymous) and our tag line was "O'_____ can take us there!" We were pretty sure he could bring anyone to orgasm just by

I guess that makes me a Lyman Ho as well

SERIOUSLY

I've been there. Done the long distance, then the move, and loaded up with insecurities and confusion along the way. My advice? Throw yourself into your new city. Obviously you work a lot, but one thing I've found in these relationships is that you work so hard to make the relationship work that you don't take time

I'm secretly in love with Josh. And/or Bradley Whitford because fuck it, I loved him in Studio 60 too.

I've been binge watching this recently. Bless you Aaron Sorkin.

The mayor of Seattle pardoned Tofurkey this year.

thank you <3 Still doing alright, dr thinks baby can hold out for one more week so we are hoping!

screw the yams, go for some twice baked sweet potatoes, very difficult to screw up

Plant based thanksgiving can actually be great. Oh She Glows always has great seasonal recipes, although I do find some of them to be a little more complex. Honestly, even though it's mostly a dessert website (you'll find a ton of pie recipes!!), Chocolate Covered Katie has some of my holiday meal staples. Her vegan

Jezebel, you're lucky those contractions slowed down!! Haha

I'm laughing so hard I think I might be going into labor! LOL I'll post later if fucking ferrets did this to me, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ah clarification, it's hard to put into text the way that he had talked about it (this was years ago, I don't remember word for word) but he came off sounding racist.

I would say they are closer to long stretched out boxer briefs...

Oh it was most definitely the crappiest of crap. Pretty sure it was purchased at a bodega.

I dated this guy for awhile actually (I stealthily tossed his vials of nasty oil and played dumb) and met his dad. WEIRD MOFO. Pretty sure his FT job was listening in and calling radio stations to win concert tickets...

On the bright side, you knew he washed his clothes?

My husband has been the ONLY man I've ever been with who figured out that cologne is about how it reacts with your body chemistry, not what is popular or expensive. Then again, many women don't understand this either.