How does Betsy DeVos get a job as Education Secretary?

I don’t get it. I thought these racist fucks were proud that they’re getting their moment in the sun. Own it, fuck muppets. You can’t be afraid of what a bunch of SJW, cucked libtards will do. Be your strong, alpha-manly self. Sack up, heroes. Or, keep deleting your internet history and pissing yourselves in fear that…

Their GM and scouting staff have also done a really good job of cleaning up the tire fire they inherited.

Just a reminder that Okafor in 2015 was the *third consecutive year* Hinkie used his top pick on a center, even when it was clear then the direction the NBA was headed and how quickly they were losing value. Since every post mentioning the Sixers seems to bring out of the woodwork the fanboys who vociferously insist…

They’re fun to watch! They run around like crazy, share the ball, bomb away from outside, and generally comport themselves like they want to knock the dicks off the better teams they’re facing. He’s doing a hell of a job.

Kinda OT, but Kenny Atkinson has done one of the more unfathomably good coaching jobs in the league so far. I mean, you look at this Nets roster and wonder how exactly they’ve won more than say 2 or 3 games at this point.

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

No, but based on your comment, there’s no upshot for pronouns, either.

The Nets have won more games than nine other teams in the league right now. The Nets have a couple of interesting young players and a good coach. The Nets play in a fun location. The Nets play hard every night. So I’m not really seeing why playing for the Nets is a downside in 2017.

At the very least he will be physically closer to the movie theaters he loves.

But how would you even pivot on your pivot foot with that heel on the ground?

Via cheating.

...there was no legitimate reason Eli was benched. Anyone who’s seen a game this year knows he has approximately 0.3 seconds to throw the ball to absolutely no one, cause the receiving corp has been decimated and the Oline is trash. Eli was benched because McAdoo and Reese were looking for a fall guy and picked the…

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Patrick Ewwwwing amirite?

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Not that silly. Kanter stuck up for a teammate.

It is true that I forgot this last bullet point.

You forget about getting into a silly beef with lebron.

And the 2017 “I Can’t Believe I’m Fucking Doing This, I Was In Harry Potter, Who Are These Imbeciles. I Need To Fire My Agent” award goes to Emma Watson for “The Circle”.