Sadly, I don't remember it. But the best athlete sketch ever was the Peyton Manning one where he's playing football with the kids. That is a classic. I don't even like Peyton, but funny is funny.

Had to be done.

So is being a professional Manning hater good money?

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

True. But he’s got twice as many Super Bowl rings as guys 2-8 on that list.

The only upside for me has been the comic, almost Jetsian, level of blinkered ineptitude this was handled with.

Eli deserved his shot at 2-14. He’s earned that.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

Got halfway through the article then remembered this:

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

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No, I’m perfectly happy conflating these right now, thanks.

He’s a pedophile because he tried to pick-up, at best, or molest, at worst, a 14 year-old girl

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How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

My opinion, is go with the mac and cheese. A GF’s family is a group where making a good impression is top priority, even if you have already made a good impression. No reason to go risky and experimental. Save the cheddar jalapeño scalloped potato (which, for the record, does sound quite tasty), which you yourself…