Let’s be honest, they wouldn’t even care if they realized their mistake. One black man is as good a target as another to them.

O man I hope so. Because if they do repeal it, ISPs are going to find out how much people care about their internet experience.

Nice try, Ajit Pai, nice try.

Please elaborate on how exactly this is an overall positive for consumers and not just a gift to telecoms?

Far from hypothetical.

You missed the Stanley Cup of chowder:

i hope he makes it home safe

Nah, he’s dead. Knock it off with the movie/tv show/videogame plot conspiracy theories, Internet.

Here’s a pretty compelling argument that Luke Skywalker didn’t blow up the Death Star.

Baker Mayfield is a college gem. I can’t wait for the Browns to take him in the draft and have him wash out of the NFL in 2 years.

They don’t have a decent quarterback, and the blame for that rests entirely with Elway.

From the best Simpsons episode ever.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

I disagree. A fairly clinical video providing context to what happened to the person that wasn’t provided in the article is not disrespectful.

#NeverForget the James Harden-related best Deadspin comment ever!

Fuck me, you’re right

On nationalism and commerce:

The Stranger Things episode that no one liked? That my friend was actually the hook for a spin-off series. It’s so close to guaranteed that it should be your lock of the week. We have an ethnically diverse cast to appeal to millennials, we have a ready-made story line, we have a cliff-hanger about a maybe not so dead…

There should be enough asterisks next to McAdoo’s name to play goddamn ASCII Pac Man.