If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Wow! I had no idea! I’m glad I read the comments before voting, cause I was going to vote Detroit.

The fuck it sells well.

I would have said the Ilitches robbing Detroit, but they already paid the bonds back. Twenty. Eight. Years. Early.

Asking me to choose which stadium scam I dislike most is like asking me to choose which of my children I dislike the most, by which I mean I hate them all equally because they make my life a living hell.

I did a 180 on James during The Decision, like many, and went from liking him to despising him. The Mavericks Game 2 comeback in the 2011 Finals is one of the great sports moments I can recall, and I still remember where I was during the Game 5 of that series, celebrating with my friends. And none of us were Mavs…

Spot on about his pettiness; something about him irks me in a way that Jordan and Kobe never did, even though they were just as petty and spiteful. I think that hat is pretty much the cipher for why it feels like such a put-on, like an angsty edgelord wearing a misanthropic t-shirt.

“Come, let us gingerly touch our tips.”

But childish is Lebron. And the fuck about picking a country to like him? Citizenship isn’t a popularity contest.

I don’t approve of the photographer’s cropping at the waistline.

John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

only with the windows rolled up,

Thrown from stand, beaten....

After the way it ended, I think it’s natural to think, “What if I never get an opportunity like this again?” Injury or Adu-ing are both major possibilities, along with U.S. Soccer not getting its head out of its ass.

Being Speared Gently was a mediocre follow up to Killing Me Softly.

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

I assume in this scenario Tomsula is squatting in a foreclosure, the bank hasn’t shut off the utilities, and he just found an old pizza left behind in the freezer.

Wait — do you hear that??