Kill the Ox-linemen, ford the river

Weather: cold

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Good game. Great ending.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Find a hooker with big boobs and attend a game Brent is broadcasting?

Dallas is closer for Briles to be an assistant. They’re the ones who signed Greg Hardy, which was highly controversial. Other teams cut their problem children (well, Minnesota didn’t cut a RB who had a problem WITH children, but anyways...)

Getting re-hired should do the trick.

Banging a co-ed for $1000, Alex.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

“If I had the ability to do so, I’d give this upstanding young man a chance to be a college football coach again.”

Look on the bright side. It could have been Jay Leno.

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

I wanted the guards to win in the Adam Sandler version as well.

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

What a fucking prick. He’d rather retire than stand for the national anthem!?