A real Schiano Man would have been rollerblading.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Anthony Bourdain deserves better than this.

I bet Lochte was pissed.

So which QB is Bruce Willis?

Yeah, fuck the patriots.

firefighters and nuns. but not sanitation workers. this is not about sanitation workers. never has been.

Raising your arm over your head after the national anthem is totally disrespectful. As soon as I figure out who should be offended, I’ll update my post.

really disrespectful of them to do this while wearing a “patriots” jersey imo.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Letraset managers are the unheralded heroes of college football.

Look at that charlatan trying to reinvent himself into something he is not. And the sad thing is that a large portion of very stupid people support him. I still can’t believe the Mets signed Tim Tebow.

His daughter compares his involvement to a Chili’s manager handling a complaint

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

sports

Trainer: What’s your name?

I can’t wait until we get a full report on the exact posture of every player during the Anthem. These are exciting times.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”