I guess we can beat the Fire the Mad Hatter drum early this year.

SEC speed.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

I can't get the video to work, and I don't know these guys by their names. Will someone tell me what color they are so I can form my opinion?

Something seems slightly disingenuous about having “Salute to the Military” on the fourth preseason game, which is probably ALWAYS your lowest attended game.

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

To quote Bomani Jones:

Still an improvement over their starter.

“Maybe now they’ll finally give Jeff George a chance.”

Was he dead before he started screaming? Because THAT’S a Packers fan!

Or Mark Chmura. Was that too long ago? Did I just miss it this year?

If anyone has any doubts that Packers fans are terrible, please reference the following twitter feed even further for JEFF JANIS takes and how shitty Aaron Rodgers is.

Now there’s a man who isn’t afraid to go for two!

How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention

But is he elite?

Best fantasy team name I’ve seen:

Oh man, I wanna shove Noel’s coworker down 12 flights of stairs that have 12 steps each on ‘em.

Hi Pete Carroll!

“When you’re in the same division as Jeff Fisher AND Jed York, you get a four-win head start every season”