Don’t forget “I have family, I have friends that have gone and fought for this country.”

Kaepernick’s display is disgusting and also why can't I say the n-word if, you know, THEY can say it? I eat popcorn for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

What is that shoulder patch about? Is it a throwback to when the team was located in St. Monster Energy Drink?

Chargers’ Inactives:

Over/under on his truck being a lifted black F-250 crew cab fully tinted out with a Disturbed CD in the changer and truckballz on the tow hitch?

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

He traveled too. #touchdowntruther

Am I the only person who doesn’t detest Dark Knight Rises?

You guys still allowed to drink at work?

May middle-aged white women listen to Tupac on their iPods if no one else knows? Asking for a friend.

Mechanics are too good for that to be Football Baseball Jesus.

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

This negotiation process certainly is running around in circles

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

I fully expect Pat McAfee to die in an “accident” soon. Not because he pulled back the curtain on the NFL’s ruse, though. But because I took him in fantasy this year.

Harbaugh has released a statement saying the note was a test of Solomon’s ability to recognize sarcasm.

what you just eat analog carrots or some shit like a goddamned primitive ape creature living in a crude stone hut?

Like dust in the wind.

Shout out to the woman at around 1:40 screaming “Go to Kansas!” You’re the real MVP.