“I think Pringles original intention was to produce tennis balls. But the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truck full of potatoes came instead. But Pringles is a laid back company. So they said, ‘F**k it. Cut ‘em up!’” - Mitch Hedberg

Wonder if dopey here figured it out...

For all the recent turmoil Gawker has been through, this series remains steadfast like a lighthouse guiding the way in the dead of night. And for that, I thank you and the consistency with which the Cardinals lose.

I mean, they could bring back Madden himself and it’s not going to matter if they continue to schedule crappy games on Thursday night.

The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.