All the major desktop operating systems and browsers already provide many assistive technologies for visually impaired users. Also, to the best of my understanding, companies that manufacture operating systems and browsers cannot be sued under the ADA as the software in and of itself is not a public accomodation as…

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

I thought the Kolvoord Starburst was banned.

we’re still gathering information--and stories like this contain a lot of nuance--but that seems to be the 20,000 foot view of it, yes.

No, I did not get that sense from the story.

So let me get this straight: a man who held up a sign asking for beer money has old tweets that are racist, and he’s sorry for them? 

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

*Mrs. Lincoln

Hey man, just say you fuckin’ hate jockeys. No need to hide behind the horse death shield.

1955? Was Fox News showing Back to the Future?

Disingenuous in that everything he said is accurate, but didn’t add a caveat that only Miami fans care about.

I think Creed would go for some obscure third party candidate, or maybe even reveal himself to be the real Deez Nutz

C’mon man, I gotta fucking live here.

yes they are

Look at lil’ Carlton here:

Pffft. You amateur. I shoplift all the time and I’ve never been caught because I ALWAYS take someone with me I can fake propose to. If I’m really worried, I might also bring along 6 accomplices. You better believe we’re living large in free t-shirts that your insurance premiums paid for. The Man will never stop us…

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