I did this once, but I don’t consider it a mistake. I consider it the thing that finally gave me the excuse to Dukes of Hazzard my way into the car.

My 8th-grade literature teacher once spent an entire class period teaching us how to pronounce “Houyhnhnms”–the fictional race of horses in Gulliver’s Travels.

Bullshit. I haven’t died driving any more times since the lockdowns started. I did come close once, but that might have been the ruptured aneurism.

Washington State Department of Agriculture personnel kicked off a campaign this week to uncover a murder hornet colony following a string of sightings near Blaine

They don’t. They do have adaptations to mitigate it’s effect though.

I get it. I went into Empire thinking Darth Vader was the most supremely awesome evil god imaginable. Then along comes this nobody who has the balls to talk to Vader in a disdainful “I don’t give a fuck who you are” voice in order to make sure he’s getting paid even if the carbonite freezing goes wrong. And Vader immed…

Fred Willard didn’t stand up for Devo at the restaurant!  Consider me a former fan.

While the jacket is hideous, I think this is the only reasonable take. If you factor in Jordan’s famous lack of fashion sense, there’s just no way he could have figured out how ugly they were on his own.

While the jacket is hideous, I think this is the only reasonable take. If you factor in Jordan’s famous lack of…

I was going to finish with a plea, but I’m going to start with it instead. That thing you don’t really need? Don’t order it now. It can wait. My UPS facility has been an absolute shit show for the past week. Higher volume, fewer staff, not to mention the lurking knowledge that it’s probably not a good idea to be…

I can’t believe he just left! What a circle jerk.

I started watching when I was channel surfing and stumbled upon M.C. Hammer and Emmanuel Lewis sharing a bunk bed. That was enough.

I remember an ad for the Surreal Life that still makes me laugh. The voice over went something like, “Softball. Everyone loves softball... Candy. Everyone loves candy... Apple pie, everyone loves apple pie... Corey Feldmen...” (commercial ends).

I had to google The Black and White Minstrel Show and out of the side of my eye I thought it returned an image of Keegan-Michael Key. 

That’s always been a bit misleading. Water did reach and wash out trees to that height, but there was no wave that was anywhere near that big. In the same way if you were to roll a baseball up a ten foot hill, you wouldn’t then say that the baseball was ten feet tall.

The movie is Tacky Redneck Batman II starring Jeff Foxworthy as Batman and Rhett Butler as his arch nemesis “The Muskrat”.

I know monster trucks adjust their pitch in the air by spinning their wheels. Instead of rockets, could the front wheels spin independently to tip the jeep forward? More practically, you could just have a system that detects your angle and cuts power to the rear wheels, or even reverses them slightly if you’ve gone…

Every decision GWB made, he (wrongly) believed he was making the tough choices to make America safer in a time when Americans felt very unsafe.

I agree that most Christians are good people who are in general not horrible shits to everyone else, but the New Testament is full of awful things. The biggest, and in my opinion most evil thing in the Bible, being “Believe I am the son of God or suffer eternal hellfire”. But there are also passages that condemn…

I was hoping the piece would end with a fiery explosion.

I don't trust your new fangled book that makes no mention of Ceres and Vulcan!