I don't know much about KISS, but if any member deserves a medal, it's the guy that got stuck with the cat makeup.  They had 4 designs for 4 people, three of which were pretty cool, and one that was cat makeup. He's been taking one for the team for forty years now without complaint. It's high time he be rewarded.

Don't make light of a national tragedy.

Sriraja, Si-racha, Sriracha, Siracha are all preexisting names for Thai hot sauces that David Tran says inspired his sauce. The oldest definite use was for a sauce called Sriraja Panich and it was first sold in 1932.

I remember being a child and hearing that so and so was battling dementia, and just it sounded so metal. Like they were beheading demons with lightsabers in Stovokor while riding Harleys. I learned that was not the case around the time my grandfather became convinced that my grandmother was having an affair with the…

Fuck you for being so insensitive. My attorney died of cardiac arrest in that tamale line. And he got sunburned.

I made a perfect relay throw from shortstop to home for my then girlfriend’s company softball team. My girlfriend, who didn’t have a clue what she was doing, was playing catcher at the time, but that was all right, because the pitcher was supposed to cover for her for on any plays at the plate. He forgot, and my…

I heard that next week Trump will be honoring the heads of the Tuskegee syphilis experiment. That’s as close as he’ll get, though. 

I was born in Puerto Rico. After the age of three, I’ve lived my entire life within the continental United States with the exception of six months when I lived in England, so I stand with Liz on this one. We British folks have to stick together.

I think they locked themselves into Narrative Prison when they counted on more books being completed and then decided to shorten the series from 10 full seasons to whatever it is now. Other shows with better writers have handled this well. Deep Space Nine comes to mind.

I 100% thought that bearded Mark-Paul Gosselaar was Mr. Belding.

What’s the name for someone who displays Dunning–Kruger effect like tendencies within their own field of expertise? Is it the Grunfeld-Gruden effect?

I’m not an NFL fan, so I might be wrong here, but I believe this guys name was something like “Kenneth Largecock IV”.

I was in the ER when I was in high school, and they gave me some opiate (demerol?), and in that moment, I decided that I wanted to be a heroin addict when I grow up. I’m 43 now, and I still haven’t achieved my goal, but man, that feeling was so fucking amazing. To this day, I recommend that everyone become a heroin…

I walked out of my apartment in San Francisco heading for work once, and there was a woman standing in the middle of the street, high as shit, wearing a t-shirt... and that’s it. I wanted nothing to do with that shit, so I turned away, and headed a short block up to the bus stop and waited with a about 12 other…

I was watching the Netflix Unabomber show, and they pointed out that, in his manifesto, the Unabomber incorrectly used the expression “Eat your cake and have it, too” instead of “have your cake and eat it, too”. But then, they realized that the Unabomber actually has it right, and the rest of the world has it wrong. …

The Pirate Parrot told my brother and his friend to “Get the fuck away from me” for following him while chanting “Lets go Mets!”. Barry Bonds was in attendance, but I don’t think he noticed.

Read the gospels in the order they were likely written: Mark (AD 66–70), Matthew/Luke (AD 85–90), followed by John (AD 90–110). You can see the antisemitism grow over time as early Christians sought separate and define themselves as not Jews. By the time you get to John, the Romans are blameless bureaucrats forced to…

I’m hoping that someday someone will invent a snuggie without those goddamn arm holes.

I don’t specifically remember the first time I drove, but I do remember the first terrifying time I drove without my parents. There’s a lot of stupid to unpack here. It was the day after I got my license. I was driving my moms pre-Previa toyota minivan, which had four wheel drive, so I picked up my friend and we of…