Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

name doesn’t check out

Worth it.

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

Im sure it took a lot of self-restraint to not refer to the 70 year-old as a “sepukkugenarian.” Well done, Billy.

Actually, I already judge my past self by my current standards, and often come up short of the person I wanted to be. It is nothing but fair for future generations to judge me, and everyone else of my time, by their own standards. Even if their judgment is harsh. I’ve done shitty things which I will not do anymore. I…

As a Knicks fan, though it seems logically impossible, this is correct.

Fuck you, Ferdinand and Isabella.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

It should not be forgotten that the global destabilization we are all experiencing lay squarely on Cheney’s shoulders. The fallout of his actions, from the wars in the Middle East, to the expansion of Executive power, are things we continue to feel and suffer for, especially under Trump.

Cheney is a vicious, Nuremberg-level, war criminal.

> Unless his ID had a photo of him holding a gun in one hand

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

Do Euripides lame jokes off someone or claim them as your own?

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Boo-olton!”

Re: Tropicana Field