Media kept it quiet but it is true. You know those comics where he would show one of the kids running all over the neighborhood getting into mischief with the dotted arrows? Turns out if you put those over the map of the city he lived in it would lead right a body.

I’m just glad they don’t all turn out to be sadistic serial killers like that guy that wrote and drew The Family Circus.  

Today I attended a staff meeting where it was me, a cow, a bear, and a sheep and I was like “damn Gary Larson would love this.”

While I agree, I have to say that The Mask was a good, funny movie, while Ace Ventura was just fucking embarrassing. Ace Ventura is to movie comedy what your corner McDonald’s place is to gourmet restaurants.

Bridges of Madison county

Buddy, that’s what they all say

Oh, come on. Throwing a slave master to a dragon and burning thousands of civilians to death are not equally bad. 

Eddie was one sexy motherfucker, man. Maybe Grandpa was right.

Oh man I did something very similar in a coed charity softball tournament. I was playing short and out of instinct tried to do a quick turn two after fielding a hot grounder by 2nd. Not thinking about how there were people on the field who never played, I fired the ball to first where a teammates wife was playing. She…

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

What I got out of this is now he’s pissed off MS-13 and Beverly.

It was it was nice to read a story where it didn’t have a tragic ending. That being said why do people choose to do something so drastic like this. Hiking? I will never understand it why do you think they have the internet, 4K TVs and augmented reality. There is really never a need to go outside and just experience…

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

What? Skinny-doughy is the ultimate aphrodisiac. That’s what my wife says before going back to staring longingly at that poster of Jason Momoa she taped to the ceiling above our bed.

No, they only named it softball to trick vikings into playing it.

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

They’re really milking that picture for all it’s worth.

I’ve always said this is why Lebron’s Cavs signed JR Smith.

I didn’t get it until I read your comment, so go have yourself a beer and put it on my tab.