What I got out of this is now he’s pissed off MS-13 and Beverly.

It was it was nice to read a story where it didn’t have a tragic ending. That being said why do people choose to do something so drastic like this. Hiking? I will never understand it why do you think they have the internet, 4K TVs and augmented reality. There is really never a need to go outside and just experience…

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

What? Skinny-doughy is the ultimate aphrodisiac. That’s what my wife says before going back to staring longingly at that poster of Jason Momoa she taped to the ceiling above our bed.

No, they only named it softball to trick vikings into playing it.

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

They’re really milking that picture for all it’s worth.

I’ve always said this is why Lebron’s Cavs signed JR Smith.

I didn’t get it until I read your comment, so go have yourself a beer and put it on my tab.

I read the comment, didn’t get it, actually left the page, started browsing other pages, then it hit me. So I returned to give a star.

OW ME BACK

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

I agree about dad and am mostly interested in your mom anyway.

That’s because he was charming.

Eric’s Secret Service code name is Eric.

I’m not 100% sure what this means, but I think that you are insulting both Jeets and Bryce, so I’m giving it a star anyway.

That was the Jeter Jump Throw of outfield catches.

“my public defender could have got me off.”

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

“If you thought that turn on Game of Thrones felt rushed, surprising, or like it came out of nowhere...you haven’t been paying attention.”