Counterpoint: It looks great. I really want an angry weird looking Porsche-wagen with a bazillion torques. I’m not particularly fond of the blue wheels but just spec something else.

Have you regained bowel control since?

My dad did the same thing when he put screaming asshole pipes on his 1951 Harley. It took less than a minute of idling before he shut it down and said “Help me get these fucking things off!!”

I don’t believe you.

Man, I bet with all that plasticine the model is pretty...heavy...

“Zeus and Jesus sculpted me out of quinoa. They gave me a lasso that makes libertarians give up their bitcoin passwords.”

If you’re going to buy a Grand Cherokee, make sure it’s a ’93 with either the AW4 or the AX-15 (good luck finding the latter) transmission. Then swap out the Dana 35c for a Dana 44a from a V8 model (not the best axle, but better than the 35, and a direct bolt-in), and you’ll be all set for some decent off-roading and…

Officer David Clark? Puhleeze. I know Montgomery Scott when I see him.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.

This thing is pretty much the same beast as the Toyota TownAce (which we got in the States as “The Van”) and I can tell you from experience that the rear end when empty is ridiculously unloaded. Since the TownAce - and the Homy - were built to fill out Japanese governmental definitions, I think you can probably expect…

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

I would have preferred...

How did no one post this!?

https://goo.gl/images/yggSBS

Malagasy, because Madagascarian sounds like a serial killer in eye makeup.

By law I’m required to have 7" to do that and most of beach driving is tire deflation.

Oh geez... people will find anything to complain about. This is NOT a defect, it is a feature. The white rings allow you to exactly place the HomePod back in it’s original position so you don’t have to go through the setup process again in case you move it. It’s like none of you have owned Apple products.

There’s just something icky about it. Like finding out your stepbrother does cake-sitting porn. You don’t want to judge, and no one’s getting hurt, but still.