You need a hug, buddy? Maybe it’d cheer you up if I did a little softshoe?

I’m trying to imagine driving a car with a Vantablack steering wheel on a Vantablack dash, with a Vantablack shifter on a Vantablack console.

Wow!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Tebow said no, he’s sticking with the Mets.

The name Ernie Grunfeld sounds like a name adult voiceover Kevin Arnold would mention when talking about the summer the new kid moved in to the neighborhood on the Wonder Years.

I inserted a quarter in their peanut vending machine an nothing came out, told the clerk WTF. The clerk just said “ah never mind it happens sometimes”while tossing a quarter in my general direction. This is when I went ballistic on him and told him he was an inconsiderate cunt.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium, Denied By Much Larger Man Literally Anyone Else In The Stadium

Or, maybe, they know that Prince and Timberlake didn’t exactly get along, and he was pretty explicit during his life that he didn’t want to be used in that way after death.

Extra points for putting up the right version.

“closed course man-made lake and waterfall” I chuckled at that

That’s more grip, not less.

I had to read this sentence about ten times to figure out what the hell it was saying.

“in immense pain and with limited mobility.”

If history is any indication, all four of those scenarios are typical Trumpian behaviors.

It isn’t their fault your ears are too insensitive to notice the huge improvement in transients and decreased breathiness in your music. Clearly this product is meant for the most discriminating listener, and only really adds to systems where care has been taken to optimize all areas of the setup, like amplifiers,…

I nominate lifehacker.com to start reviewing products objectively and giving advice as to what is the actual best product, not a completely useless forum poll. It doesn’t matter what anyone’s favorite battery (for instance) is. How about testing some?

I nominate lifehacker.com to start reviewing products objectively and giving advice as to what is the actual best…

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

Fuck dude, I’m right here.