Judy Woodruff has a sex dungeon in the back of her of office where she forces the interns to whip each other while she watches and pleasures herself...at least that’s the rumor I heard just now when I made it up.

Man, if you think Hannibal seems like an ass, wait until you hear about the stuff cops do.

If you won’t buy a used Ferrari once owned by a terrible person, you will never buy a used Ferrari.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I assume you haven’t seen the rest of the video.

I can’t wait for this guy’s sentenzen.

More like Sir Bottomhat

I have also heard that his dad is a hypocrite that smokes 2 packs a day.

I fucking HATE this movie - I’ll spare you my insane person rant on all the dumb shit it does - but my kid loves it and I’ve seen it way too many times. The christmas season is my own personal hell.

And the 2017 “I Can’t Believe I’m Fucking Doing This, I Was In Harry Potter, Who Are These Imbeciles. I Need To Fire My Agent” award goes to Emma Watson for “The Circle”.

It looks like a car being sucked into a black hole. That’s all I can see.

Maybe because he only got one fair chance to begin with? Also, why does it matter when guys like Gabbert, Stanton, Hoyer, Beathard, Bortles, McCown, Cutler, etc. are given endless chances? One of the very few black QBs in the league and you’re looking for an excuse to give him less of a chance? Cool.

There’s no way he gives oral.

My grandma was a “star” (her picture was in the paper!) guard in Iowa high school girls basketball until she broke her leg sledding. Back then women played 6v6 and the guards only played defense, forwards only played offense. Basically two separate games of 3v3 played on the same court.

Plot twist: she scored on the wrong basket.

And this right here is why workers need to be done away with. They are all lazy leeches who need to be coddled with things like “food”, and “safety”, and “living wage.” You don’t hear garment workers after a building collapses on them complaining, do you?