Jesus.

All of the things you list happen in a span of about a dozen episodes (if that) out of 624. Apu’s defining characteristics have always been his occupation and his accent, and that’s why those are the elements that have permeated into popular consciousness.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

maybe they can hire a trans woman to play a trans woman now, instead of that basset-hound-looking mother fucker

Yes, he was on a stage.

“Cheap ass car with a turbo slapped on and AWD under it. I don’t see the appeal.” 

woah woah woah, whats that

Hmmm well, if the squirrel lets me touch it, maybe I can put a little hat on it.

I’ll just leave this here:

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

“...improv-based free-range comedy troupe.”

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

Why do you hate America? Do you even stand for the anthem?

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

Of course he does, he’s the Grand Nagus.

Hey, Richard Dreyfuss isn’t that bad.

The answer is obvious. Mapmakers. You can sell a globe for a lot more than a flat sheet of paper.

It’s an electric motor. The sounds are simulated.

There’s a chance he’ll stop by the holodeck on the way to the end zone and start fapping to virtual Deanna Troi. Easy to strip the ball, then.