My daily prayer:

Whew! That really relieves my anxieties about my nickname of “Syphilis Dick”

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

I would prefer more of a Dr Seuss type vehicle with the driver on top

What do you expect? It’s Mike McCartky for fucks sake. He might have had a backbone once, but he slathered it in KC Masterpiece and ate it.

Why would you want a guy with significant NFL experience (including deep in the playoffs - who, admittedly, may take a few weeks to get acclimated to the system/offense) when you’ve got stalwarts like Brett Hundley and Joe Callahan?

In n Out is far from great but if you think Five Guys is better, I have to question your taste and judgment. Five Guys is abysmal. In n out is a delicious fast food burger and thats it. Not worth going out of your way for but good for the price and much better than its fast food peers.

Part of the In-N-Out mystique is that, unless you’re on the west coast (or as far east as Texas these days) it is forbidden fruit. If I could get In-N-Out whenever I wanted, I’d probably grow bored with it. When I’m out west, a double-double with fries and a strawberry shake is on my must-do list.

Well I for one want to make it crystal clear that I, Señor Bolognese, am absolutely and categorically not threatening President 45, USA, when I say that I hope that he chokes on a chicken bone from KFC, and dies a painful strangling type death.

You’re greycist!

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

Running out the clock down 10 with less than 2 minutes to go? Found Andy Reid’s Kinja account.

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

I’d go with like Daniel Dae Kim or another Asian actor, preferably wearing a fat suit and whiteface, in order to pay him back all the cultural appropriation debt Segal has accrued over the years.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

Yeah, I’m 40 and work with a lot of 24-31 yos. I have to keep reminding myself that when I was 22-25, people over 30 were like space aliens.

Anyway, how’s your car life?