Impressive that the bar tried to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

That’s what you get when you HANG OUT ON A YACHT instead of PRACTICE FOOTBALL.

It’s the car that made the Poznan run in less than 12 zdrowaskas

Coworker sent me this. Enjoy.

I gotta get in on this Texas lol:

Tell me more about this musical car

How exactly is your right to voice your opinion diminished by your being called a racist / bigot / supremacist? Facing social consequence for being a racist is not the same as being denied the right to be racist.

I’m comment tanking.

As a Latino, go fuck yourself.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Before Hef, no one gave a damn about naked women. In fact, they were considered a nuisance at the best of times.

That shark has determination, but lacks a backbone.

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

He later clarified:

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

We won’t fight alongside you or for you. But we’ll yell about what we imagine you to be. Deal?