My grandma was a “star” (her picture was in the paper!) guard in Iowa high school girls basketball until she broke her leg sledding. Back then women played 6v6 and the guards only played defense, forwards only played offense. Basically two separate games of 3v3 played on the same court.

Plot twist: she scored on the wrong basket.

And this right here is why workers need to be done away with. They are all lazy leeches who need to be coddled with things like “food”, and “safety”, and “living wage.” You don’t hear garment workers after a building collapses on them complaining, do you?

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Guess it’s time for you to drop ‘em.

Jesus.

All of the things you list happen in a span of about a dozen episodes (if that) out of 624. Apu’s defining characteristics have always been his occupation and his accent, and that’s why those are the elements that have permeated into popular consciousness.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

maybe they can hire a trans woman to play a trans woman now, instead of that basset-hound-looking mother fucker

Yes, he was on a stage.

“Cheap ass car with a turbo slapped on and AWD under it. I don’t see the appeal.” 

woah woah woah, whats that

Hmmm well, if the squirrel lets me touch it, maybe I can put a little hat on it.

I’ll just leave this here:

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

“...improv-based free-range comedy troupe.”

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

Why do you hate America? Do you even stand for the anthem?

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton.