Hey, Richard Dreyfuss isn’t that bad.

The answer is obvious. Mapmakers. You can sell a globe for a lot more than a flat sheet of paper.

It’s an electric motor. The sounds are simulated.

“My hand didn’t really grab your ass. It was just a random collision of atoms, set in motion at the beginning of time.”

There’s a chance he’ll stop by the holodeck on the way to the end zone and start fapping to virtual Deanna Troi. Easy to strip the ball, then.

My daily prayer:

Whew! That really relieves my anxieties about my nickname of “Syphilis Dick”

That’s because this article is about things that WON’T be in the movie.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

This is such a terrifyingly horrible creature that it’s high in my list of laser button press. Look at it! Sitting and laughing smugly while rubbing hands!

I would prefer more of a Dr Seuss type vehicle with the driver on top

Yeah, I can’t imagine why they would’ve wanted to cast a fuckboy for a character who is a fuckboy.

What do you expect? It’s Mike McCartky for fucks sake. He might have had a backbone once, but he slathered it in KC Masterpiece and ate it.

Why would you want a guy with significant NFL experience (including deep in the playoffs - who, admittedly, may take a few weeks to get acclimated to the system/offense) when you’ve got stalwarts like Brett Hundley and Joe Callahan?

In n Out is far from great but if you think Five Guys is better, I have to question your taste and judgment. Five Guys is abysmal. In n out is a delicious fast food burger and thats it. Not worth going out of your way for but good for the price and much better than its fast food peers.

Part of the In-N-Out mystique is that, unless you’re on the west coast (or as far east as Texas these days) it is forbidden fruit. If I could get In-N-Out whenever I wanted, I’d probably grow bored with it. When I’m out west, a double-double with fries and a strawberry shake is on my must-do list.

You’re greycist!

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?