“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

I’d go with like Daniel Dae Kim or another Asian actor, preferably wearing a fat suit and whiteface, in order to pay him back all the cultural appropriation debt Segal has accrued over the years.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It’s entirely possible that the original nickname had some endearing meaning back then, but without any record to settle if this was the case, naming the feature by the man’s given name manages to calm the sensitive masses who don’t care about history, but rather just act on emotion alone.

Yeah, I’m 40 and work with a lot of 24-31 yos. I have to keep reminding myself that when I was 22-25, people over 30 were like space aliens.

Anyway, how’s your car life?

Impressive that the bar tried to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

That’s what you get when you HANG OUT ON A YACHT instead of PRACTICE FOOTBALL.

It’s the car that made the Poznan run in less than 12 zdrowaskas

Coworker sent me this. Enjoy.

I gotta get in on this Texas lol:

Tell me more about this musical car

First it’s “Love”

How exactly is your right to voice your opinion diminished by your being called a racist / bigot / supremacist? Facing social consequence for being a racist is not the same as being denied the right to be racist.

I’m comment tanking.

I fear for your safety now that you’ve made your discoveries public. The Illuminati leave no loose ends.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?