This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

He later clarified:

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

We won’t fight alongside you or for you. But we’ll yell about what we imagine you to be. Deal?

It’s a good post.
~Someone that doesn’t need to have a daughter to understand how things work.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

So did they ever figure out why so many dudes with CTE get into playing football in the first place?

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

That you can’t stay on-topic.

White it may seem counterintuitive to offer extra credit to students to reflect on their whiteness (therefore giving them an advantage, albeit minor, for doing something that comes naturally to many students of color), Professor Elliott told The College Fix that the exercise helps students begin to understand…

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

People forget that he used to play basketball.

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

I think they’re part of the, “you’re racist for bringing up race” crowd.

“There are a ton of different reasons why you can end up with an SSSS.”

Blocked kicks can’t split steel beams.