That wasn’t so much a Hail Mary as just a really long post pattern. Yeah, I’m that guy. Fuck you, too.

I’m white, so maybe you’ll hear me when I say this is, in its own special snowflake way, a dick comment, and a dick justification said comment.

Approves

Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

I just did; new Korean cars

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

Mr Pooslie got me one to fidget with while watching TV (instead of clicking a pen that drives him crazy) and my dog, Pepsi, always attacks it! (in play, though it is slightly terrifying as my fingers are RIGHT THERE!)

So, nothing solved (yet).

So...what Cabinet position are you getting?

“heroically flagging down police” If that is what is takes to be a hero these days we are fucked.

Thiiiiiis. They gained absolutely nothing from it. They didn’t get him to give up a *single* thing that brought him down. They just fucked around for weeks and then went “oh JK, we kill you now.”

Shocking Twist: He’s married to a 14 year old.

this doesn’t make any sense. you’re old enough to be married but you still end up inside a hot topic?

He’s NEVER getting into Cooperstown...

He’s a virgin that talks about vehicles. It’s a straightforward name man

“I’m pregnant!”

Here we go. Somebody’s pissed because Rogue One had non-whites and non-males in it.