People forget that he used to play basketball.

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

I think they’re part of the, “you’re racist for bringing up race” crowd.

I actually do know a pension aged, God fearing professor who’s a Sudanese citizen who ALWAYS gets searched at the airport - “randomly”, as do his family members when they travel.

Ask your Muslim or Sikh friends (assuming you have any) about their experiences traveling and they’ll describe similar treatment.

It’s not…

“There are a ton of different reasons why you can end up with an SSSS.”

Blocked kicks can’t split steel beams.

That wasn’t so much a Hail Mary as just a really long post pattern. Yeah, I’m that guy. Fuck you, too.

I’m white, so maybe you’ll hear me when I say this is, in its own special snowflake way, a dick comment, and a dick justification said comment.

Approves

Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

I just did; new Korean cars

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“He’s lucky I didn’t land a plane on his fucking house!”

“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

Mr Pooslie got me one to fidget with while watching TV (instead of clicking a pen that drives him crazy) and my dog, Pepsi, always attacks it! (in play, though it is slightly terrifying as my fingers are RIGHT THERE!)

So, nothing solved (yet).

So...what Cabinet position are you getting?