“heroically flagging down police” If that is what is takes to be a hero these days we are fucked.

Thiiiiiis. They gained absolutely nothing from it. They didn’t get him to give up a *single* thing that brought him down. They just fucked around for weeks and then went “oh JK, we kill you now.”

Shocking Twist: He’s married to a 14 year old.

this doesn’t make any sense. you’re old enough to be married but you still end up inside a hot topic?

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

He’s NEVER getting into Cooperstown...

He’s a virgin that talks about vehicles. It’s a straightforward name man

“I’m pregnant!”

Here we go. Somebody’s pissed because Rogue One had non-whites and non-males in it.

Any one know what “Double Vacuum Pressure” means?

It wasn’t thousands of closely packed zombies. You can only fit so many bodies (living or dead) in a given space. In order to break ice like that, you need to put a combined weight on a specific area. That means 50+ zombies would need to fit in the space just vacated by 7 people.

LOL. 6ft of one those chains would weigh as much as that ferry. Plus you would never use chains to pull a ferry because metal, water, and air are a terrible threesome.

I find that the issue isn’t as much whether events could or could not happen as depicted (in this universe) but rather whether, as a viewer, they cause you to stop and try to understand how they could’ve happened when you would otherwise be enthralled in the narrative. I think it’s fair to say that, in this respect,…

I know you might be too young, but it’s totally from the intro to Magnum PI! Super fitting.

More groovy infomercial music and the mystical mustache man:

Arter should be able to say whatever he wants without being penalized. Haven’t they heard of the First Amendement?

lol fuck off nerd

Because the Dirty on my keyboard is my dirt, where the dirt on a public toilet is some other dirty hobo’s dirt.

Nice picture of moss you have there on a piece about algae.

First they came for our white supremacists and we...actually what was the problem again?

My mother being diagnosed cancer was a tough tough time for me. But my god, I did manage too add 5mph to my serve, so there’s that.