Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Herpes does beat men and women...

Never played football in my life. Did you masturbate when you posed your question? I’ll bet you did.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Why is your friend humping heat stones?

This is a shame. I really liked D.C.

“Why is autonomy attractive to you?”

Yeah, what a heads up play.

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

cool strawman. Nobody is debating who eats the higher body count. When you make up 74% of the population, yeah, you get killed by an over militarized civilian policing force.

Finally, Pakistan is now Sans Sharif.

Anyone know where I can pick up a new tranny?

Because you’re in the half they don’t want. Go away.

Like some sort of ban?

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Similarly, Gronk had to get a team of surgeons to remove the Super Bowl ring he got stuck on his dick.

If somebody stole my wallet they’d know my DOB from my State-issued ID, and my SS from my Medicare ID.

The reports that Microsoft Paint has died were incorrect it seems

I think it does invalidate it. Because the punchline is he has to get a regular tape measure at the end.

I think it does invalidate it. Because the punchline is he has to get a regular tape measure at the end.

You do realize it works just like a regular measuring tape too?

You do realize it works just like a regular measuring tape too?