This has always bugged the fuck out of me. My father was ethnically Puerto Rican, but all his ancestors going back to the 1800s were born and primarily lived in the States. My siblings and I were born in Puerto Rico, but that’s only because my father was signed to play in the Puerto Rican basketball league…

Oh Jesus. You’re still trying to pretend you have a leg to stand on? You black out the parts of the car that are different as proof the cars are identical, when I maintain that those are the parts that make one look really nice and one look less nice, and then have the gall to accuse me of not having good faith in…

My coach had us do this against the dominant team in our area, but everyone was furious, including our fans and players. The difference was that we weren’t that much worse than they were, having lost by less than 6 the last 3 times we had played them during the last 2 seasons. We lost by 6.

You black out the parts that are different, and then tell me that the rest is identical? You’re a genius! That totally refutes my argument that the parts you blacked out have a huge effect on the overall look of the car. I stand corrected!

I totally agree that they’re pretty damn close. I just think that the minor changes they made had a huge impact on what class of car it appears to be. And there are obviously quite a few people who see it that way. It’s kind of how subtle changes to a persons make up or facial hair can have a big impact on how they’re…

I’m not making your argument for you. You said they’re identical. Now you’re saying they’re a little different. And I’m saying those small changes make a huge difference in how the overall vehicle looks. It’s the difference between something that looks like a high end luxury vehicle, and something that looks like a…

WTF are you talking about?

I loved the concept version. And even though the production version is very similar, it somehow went from a better looking Bentley, to a great looking Ford.

Also, not a chef, but I have a mix of All-Clad and Cuisinart Multiclad, and as far as construction quality and cooking ability, they seem to be on par with each other. But the area that sets the Cuisinart far above the All-Clad (other than price) for me is the handles. The All-Clad handles pinch my hand in a way…

Also, not a chef, but I have a mix of All-Clad and Cuisinart Multiclad, and as far as construction quality and…

When I was 18, I was going back to visit my friend in a small western Pennsylvania town which had a bustling Latino population of zero, other than the time when my family lived there. I was arriving late, maybe 2:30 AM, and decided to get a few snacks at the local Sheetz (regional Kwik-E-Mart) before arriving at my…

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: John Landis was a poor choice to direct Miracle of the Hudson II.

No. It was a man that I seriously thought might be Captain Lou Albano before I realized Captain Lou would have been in his 70s, and this guy was probably 45.

Feces ON public transportation along with an accompanying proud declaration of “I just shit in my pants!” is what finally convinced my wife that we should move.

About 10 years ago, I was at a rest station McDonald’s in upstate NY with my infant son sitting in a across from me in a high chair, when my son turned to his right and confusingly said “Papa?”. My wife and I looked over, and there I was, eating a burger, only this “me” was about a foot and a half shorter than real…

I have lived next to an airport, and I was sitting with my family inside a restaurant right next to where they pulled this shit on Saturday, and at that distance, both my wife and I thought it sounded pretty damn realistic.

This guy is one crafty player.

It looks very grounded to the grounds.

I think these cab-over vans are a blast to drive and don’t really inspire much rollover induced fear. Certainly nothing approaching Ford Explorer/Bronco II levels. During highway driving, if there are strong crosswinds, it can feel like you’re driving a sailboat, but that’s the only negative I can think of.  

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.