Death by yak sex. My father went the same way.

It’s not so bad once you realized that the schools founders were just huge Billy Idol fans. It’s similar to how Florida State fans make a chopping motion while singing White Wedding.

Watch the movie Get Out. Racism comes in all sorts of flavors.

I agree that all Trump supporters aren’t racist. They’re just the type of people who support a man who says racist things, re-tweets obvious racist propaganda from white supremacist sites, and installs racist white supremacists into important Government positions.  These people who say all Trump supporters are…

He’s probably judging  the the entire movement based on the fact that rather than confronting the issues raised by the protests, it latches on to imagined disrespect for the flag or our troops.

My first Five Guys guys experience was crushingly disappointing. It’s just a shitty burger on a shitty bun squashed into a foil snowball. There were five of them, and not one of them could figure out how to make a good burger? It’s not that hard. I’m in Northern Vermont now, and I’d kill for an In-N-Out, but for now…

The major problem I see is that my pass-through trunk is what I already use to fulfill my Jeffries tube crawling fantasies. The experience will be ruined if I have to get in the trunk the normal way.

I’m going to start selling a Dora the Explorer “I’m the Map” based navigation system. It won’t annoy anyone.

You are tearing me apart, Orlove! Oh, Hi mike.

Jesus! These Promise Keeper meetings sure have changed since I stopped attending. Was the table a metaphor for adultery?

Collins also had to deal with his pitching coach going AWOL every time a new Despicable Me movie started shooting.

No. But just before they hit, the pigeons would inhale silver spray paint an squawk “WITNESS MEEEEEE!”

Comment of Tomorrow? I’ll give it a shot.

Yeah. I get bored and change my name when I think of something sufficiently stupid. I’ve been a few other names too.

Security told Jauregui that he had to remove his mask as it exceeded the maximum allowable headroom.

Blessed are he who pilots the DC-8. Woe to all who pilot inferior shitboxes.

Nope. Not going to watch it. I have the image of him pumping away at Mufasa while doling out life advice, and I don’t want to lose that. In fact, I’m going to assume there’s a scene in a later episode where he’s fucking an ostrich while saying “Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings”, or some shit…

Is he fucking a lion as he says that? I’m just going to assume that’s what he’s doing.

He’s on the wrong type of bike.

And why the hell did the police, who had already zeroed in on the box, wait till midday, when the beach was now full, to actually check? Why was Robin so sure that the shooter would be hiding on the beach? As far as she knows, he’s fled with her daughter as a hostage. Why would you think someone holding a hostage,…