Will you settle for Charles Bronson being bewildered by a sex toy?

http://deadspin.com/how-hard-can-it-be-to-draw-a-tiger-1698008532

Calling someone a white supremacist simply because they embolden and espouse white supremacist ideals is like calling someone a pedophile simply because they sexually molest children.

You overestimate my ability to learn.

The problem is that there often multiple, obvious ways to connect major events that are not really fucking stupid, but the writers don’t seem to care, or are incapable of finding them.

The thing that really irritates me about the whole Littlefinger plot is how pointless it was. They didn’t entrap him in any way, or use it to uncover incriminating evidence. They had exactly the same evidence against him as they had in the second episode, and could have dealt with him then. Their devious, time…

Little tip. Never be a Pol Pot tourist.

This is a tie in with the new Cars movie where Mater innocently gets picked up and taken home from a bar in Milwaukee by a cannibalistic serial killer Jeffry Beamer. The scene where Mater opens the fridge an sees this stuff is chilling. 

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Don’t blame me, blame the DC Alternate Universe. It’s the same logic they used when they renamed Atom to “The Amazing Occasional Little Person”, although that one does have a nice ring to it.

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I think that’s where visually impaired Clark Kent worked in the DC Alternate Universe, at least until he accidentally walked into one of the buildings critical support beams.

Pretty much the only reason to know by heart another persons SSN and date of birth is identity theft (other than maybe your spouse or kids). The guy could have obtained this by going through garbage, stealing mail, peeking at his file at the school he attended, any number of ways.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

That’s the normal “Fuuuuck, I don’t wan’t to have to stick around for extra innings and do my job” strike zone. I don’t see the problem here.

Nope. Definitely not Jesus. Hair’s too short.

You might be right. He is an oft overlooked pioneer.

Nahh. I’ve looked more closely, and I’m pretty sure it’s just the witch/pretty girl optical illusion.

Who the hell the guy in the lower right formed from Gandhi’s hair wisps and Einstein’s drool? 

This title made me think I was going to read about an 800 meter race that began with an old lady and finished with a fetus splashing across the finish line.