My first Five Guys guys experience was crushingly disappointing. It’s just a shitty burger on a shitty bun squashed into a foil snowball. There were five of them, and not one of them could figure out how to make a good burger? It’s not that hard. I’m in Northern Vermont now, and I’d kill for an In-N-Out, but for now…
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Benedict Arnold? Traitor!
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The major problem I see is that my pass-through trunk is what I already use to fulfill my Jeffries tube crawling fantasies. The experience will be ruined if I have to get in the trunk the normal way.
I’m going to start selling a Dora the Explorer “I’m the Map” based navigation system. It won’t annoy anyone.
You are tearing me apart, Orlove! Oh, Hi mike.
Jesus! These Promise Keeper meetings sure have changed since I stopped attending. Was the table a metaphor for adultery?
Collins also had to deal with his pitching coach going AWOL every time a new Despicable Me movie started shooting.
No. But just before they hit, the pigeons would inhale silver spray paint an squawk “WITNESS MEEEEEE!”
Comment of Tomorrow? I’ll give it a shot.
Yeah. I get bored and change my name when I think of something sufficiently stupid. I’ve been a few other names too.
Security told Jauregui that he had to remove his mask as it exceeded the maximum allowable headroom.
Blessed are he who pilots the DC-8. Woe to all who pilot inferior shitboxes.
Nope. Not going to watch it. I have the image of him pumping away at Mufasa while doling out life advice, and I don’t want to lose that. In fact, I’m going to assume there’s a scene in a later episode where he’s fucking an ostrich while saying “Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings”, or some shit…
Is he fucking a lion as he says that? I’m just going to assume that’s what he’s doing.
He’s on the wrong type of bike.
And why the hell did the police, who had already zeroed in on the box, wait till midday, when the beach was now full, to actually check? Why was Robin so sure that the shooter would be hiding on the beach? As far as she knows, he’s fled with her daughter as a hostage. Why would you think someone holding a hostage,…
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Will you settle for Charles Bronson being bewildered by a sex toy?
Calling someone a white supremacist simply because they embolden and espouse white supremacist ideals is like calling someone a pedophile simply because they sexually molest children.
You overestimate my ability to learn.
The problem is that there often multiple, obvious ways to connect major events that are not really fucking stupid, but the writers don’t seem to care, or are incapable of finding them.