The thing that really irritates me about the whole Littlefinger plot is how pointless it was. They didn’t entrap him in any way, or use it to uncover incriminating evidence. They had exactly the same evidence against him as they had in the second episode, and could have dealt with him then. Their devious, time…

Little tip. Never be a Pol Pot tourist.

This is a tie in with the new Cars movie where Mater innocently gets picked up and taken home from a bar in Milwaukee by a cannibalistic serial killer Jeffry Beamer. The scene where Mater opens the fridge an sees this stuff is chilling. 

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Don’t blame me, blame the DC Alternate Universe. It’s the same logic they used when they renamed Atom to “The Amazing Occasional Little Person”, although that one does have a nice ring to it.

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I think that’s where visually impaired Clark Kent worked in the DC Alternate Universe, at least until he accidentally walked into one of the buildings critical support beams.

Pretty much the only reason to know by heart another persons SSN and date of birth is identity theft (other than maybe your spouse or kids). The guy could have obtained this by going through garbage, stealing mail, peeking at his file at the school he attended, any number of ways.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

That’s the normal “Fuuuuck, I don’t wan’t to have to stick around for extra innings and do my job” strike zone. I don’t see the problem here.

Nope. Definitely not Jesus. Hair’s too short.

You might be right. He is an oft overlooked pioneer.

Nahh. I’ve looked more closely, and I’m pretty sure it’s just the witch/pretty girl optical illusion.

Who the hell the guy in the lower right formed from Gandhi’s hair wisps and Einstein’s drool? 

This title made me think I was going to read about an 800 meter race that began with an old lady and finished with a fetus splashing across the finish line.

It’s almost perfect, but you should make it three wheel drive, lift it about six inches, and put some knobby tires on it. It snow once every couple of years where I live.

Ooh, yes. Mayweather will be anticipating movement where there is none, and that’s when McGregor will throw his glove to the ground, slap Mayweather across the face, and yell “Dartanian” in a foppish Irish brogue. It’s genius.

Yes Pope Palpatine. Here’s how new pope works. He says something that sounds nice on the surface, like he believes it’s possible for non Christians to get into heaven, and the press trips over themselves trying to describe kind and enlightened he is. How he’s a new, gentler pope. But after all the fawning is over,…

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of…

I hate this pope. He has this veneer of progressiveness, but when you get down to the nitty gritty, he’s exactly the same as every other pope. I’m sad that Mean Captain Scowley threw in the towel. He didn’t make me feel like a victim of PR bullshit.