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Benedict Arnold? Traitor!
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You order the second least expensive wine on the list. You don’t want the waiter to thing you’re poor.

Every rose has it’s... Dildo slushy?

Yeah. My grandfather was a LeSabre enthusiast, if that’s a thing, buying a new on every 7 or 8 years. (My first car was on of his old ones). They were comfy, huge on the inside, and the engines were always quite peppy. They gave me a healthy respect for the hidden pleasures old people cars.

No worries.

At the risk of sounding stupid. What am I missing? Your reply has me so confused.

When in doubt, go for a confusing gif.

Caber toss. Schwingen. Australian rules quidditch.

No problems. I can be an overly sensitive jerk.

Yeah. It’s a joke.

Flipping the light switch downward.

Mesothelioma. It’s a jeep thing.

This Portable Hard Drive Belongs In Your Bag

So it can take out an O’Doul’s. But can it take out a real beer?

“That water pump is black and blue!”

Jesus. They are. But:

I just realizes that Pagan, with his good looks, long locks, and brooding hunchiness, reminds me of The Crow.

This just in. Dirk has signed with Brooklyn!

Especially this post. I mean, they mention LeBron in the title, and literally every other sentence throughout. And in a post about the Warriors and Dirk. For shame!