That’s not Kermit, and that’s not tea. It’s proto-Kermit enjoying a cup of Wilkins Coffee. If proto-Kermit’s unhinged violence and the smooth caffeine delivery of Wilkins Coffee doesn’t get you in the mood to destroy an opponent, nothing will.

Organic, grass-fed, bull urine, aged at least 12 years in a barrel made from the Four-Petal Pawpaw tree.

Organic, grass-fed, bull urine, aged at least 12 years in a barrel made from the Four-Petal Pawpaw tree.

No way. Rubén Amaro Jr. was key in helping in the difficult transition from a Championship team back to a rebuilding stage.

What about Sam Hinkie?

Is the translation of this video “Nissan Leaf, it will make you wet”. I’m trying to understand why they played 80's porn music.

Wait. Chewbacca Mom fell from grace? So I should stop sending her money?

Shamefully, it’s also the 2004 Redsox for me as well, along with the Patriots first Super Bowl win. I’m a Mets and Giants fan in Massachusetts, and it was fun to support such log suffering fandom. Of course they quickly became insufferable. The worst thing was, I thought I was going to get a bit of cathartic release…

The “ribbed for her pleasure” of vehicles.

Maybe he’ll go back to one of his classic targets.

That’s fantastic. I hope they escape the explosion.

We were on a long ass a trip, long enough that The Cure song Friday I’m in Love had come on several times on the radio through normal rotation. It came on again, and at around 2:30 in the song, there’s a high pitched wail in the background. This time, my Dad, who was driving, turned around and exploded that he was…

And you only beat Vince Coleman. And that guy’s terrible at board games.

Yeah, that’s not what I want. My goal is to have an Amish buggy pull up next to me at a stop light and have the driver give me the “it’s on” eye.

I was thinking about painting my car with the flames starting at the back and heading towards the front. I want to give off a “God damn this car can slow down!” vibe.

I thought Wilmer was about to be taken out by the Cool Aid man at the end there.

Oh good lord. That’s the dumbest take so far. I didn’t know they had internet in the bunker. Have a bowl of Jim Bakker’s survivalist creamy stroganoff on me.

There may be dictators who take power preaching socialism, but they’re not practicing it. Socialism isn’t giving the power to an authoritarian government and allowing them to run things as they see fit, it’s giving the power to the people. And there are numerous examples of socialist policies being implemented…

It has begun. Hybrid warfare.

You don’t need to be able to palm a basketball to dunk one-handed. To be able to pull it back and move it around while in the air al la Jordan, then yes you need big hands.

Wow. Thankfully, my car was a decrepit 87 Buick LeSabre. They only got my windshield and driver side window.