Man. My Comment thread was deleted and I was grayed. For whats? Pretending I hadn’t seen the end. Admitting I liked Team America. Or just not being funny? http://jalopnik.com/i-didn-t-make-…

Man oh man, I can’t wait to see the end. Maybe I can set aside some time next week.

The next inning he went on and on about this great new book he’s discovered called Atlas Shrugged.

But how can two people kiss if they’re both in 5 point safety harnesses?

So it was inspirational, like this?

Oh man. Those dramatic “man takes control of the situation” type kisses are my fave. It’s a pity I couldn’t make it to the end of the video.

Oh man. The Revenant II is like my all time favorite flick.

I didn’t make it to the end? Did they kiss? Or did that one guy without the seatbelt fuck everything up again?

I have a Logitech G27 Racing Wheel which appears to have been discontinued. They’re going for around $300 used on amazon, which is more than I payed for new years ago. Unfortunately, I don’t have a good idea what to get other than that, but I wanted to point out this thing I discovered while looking- https://www.amazon…

The next time my wife catches me jacking off, I’m just going to say, “It’s a timing mechanism! To get a little flow going. You know! Perfectly natural. Not at all embarrassing.”

It’s the Joycelyn Elders version of the Teufel Shuffle.

I understand praising the guy who kicked the door down, but why is he praising the guy with the garden shears? Did the nicely trimmed hedges help sooth him after the traumatic bathroom experience? And why didn’t he praise Lenny, the attendant who wears an adult diaper outside his pants while angrily yodeling at…

Well, if Bond has just parachuted out of a plane and wants to make a clean getaway, I’d go with DB’s Cooper.

It was actually Sam Bradford.

Wow. In order to muscle a pitch like that into the outfield, you have to be some sort of Adonis.

Never trust a time travelling barber.

Are you saying it’s already been invented! Goddamit.

I remember this meme from when I was a kid.

To all you people who say they can understand why she did it now? Well, all I can say is that the HIVe mind can be disturbing.

“Honey, I won a trip to London! No, I don’t know if you or the kids can come. I’ll have to ask. How’d I win it? It was just... a contest. You know. Internet contest. Why does that matter? Did I grill you about where you got that 25 dollar Toys R Us gift card? Why can’t you just be supportive? I’m going to England!”