So the Galaxy won thanks to some deus ex maquina.

If I could go back and start life over, I’d invent the Snuggie. Only my version wouldn’t have those stupid goddamn arm holes.

I’m with you on that, although that doesn’t seem to be the consensus. I think the new one is a good looking car, just a little too taurus-ified.

I prefer pedestrian red.

You mean like this?

So you don’t need the plutonium? I’m not really a car guy.

Ah nevermind.

Is it fully functional? Can it actually travel through time? If all you need is plutonium to fire her up, I picked up some off craigslist last week I’d be willing to part with.

If he was going for conductivity he would have modified Auric Goldfinger’s Rolls-Royce Phantom.

But imagine the madcap movie we could have had if Lybian terrorists had followed Marty back in time.

God Dammit. I even Ctrl-Fed “Panda” and still missed your comment.

Raymond Felton spends most of his money at Panda Express.

I was thinking of the poop emoji, but white, just like you’d expect the Michelin Man to make. I bet his poops are delicious marshmallowy fluff.

Um, Sonny Liston?

Oh, come on. It’s not like he ate something.

No way, man. It’s a trap. Have you seen that little critter’s catchphrase?

I was making a cringeworthy Morton Stanley joke.

This would have been true had they not benched Castillo for Mackey Sasser.

I’m no expert, but who do you think has had the best dunk in that finals so far? Livingstone, I presume.

I’ll be good with this as long as they integrate some kind of ranking for restrooms. I want to be able to say, “Take me to the nearest public toilet that has earned at least 3 Michelin Shits” or “It’s an emergency, the nearest 1 Michelin Shit truckstop outhouse will have to do.”