I read your name as “Danny’s Lobotomy”, and quickly glancing back, I can see that’s not the case. I don’t want to look too closely though, as I don’t want to fully break the fiction that there’s a lobotomy wandering around the internet commenting on cars.

“Take those odd bits of thick cladding on top of the hood, for example. What are those hiding?”

It looks like a shark with lampreys.

Doogie Atticer

I did the exact thing as Daryl with a Toyota Space Cruiser in the late 80s. I hopped in and was immediately pissed that some joker had fucked with my seat adjustments while I was in the store. I fixed that, and drove off. I soon after I was puzzling out why my interior seemed so clean, when it dawned on me that nobody…

Matthew Dellavedova?

I’m not actually going to watch the video, but, based on the header gif, I’m assuming you’re giving away this car to someone with an extensive background in stalking. There can be no better candidate than I. Now, I don’t mean to brag, but, based on nothing but my bush hiding skills, the New England Patriots (a…

That’s a much better representation of Hank Hill than mine.

In an extreme case of white guilt, Steve Kerr smashes whiteboy to death.

Do not inkerr the wrath of Steve.

During my dinner with Andre, we had Rocky Mountain oysters.

Oh, he knows the bay area alright. This was apparent when he began talking about foreign policy, stating that he was the only candidate who wasn’t afraid to use the nuclear wessels in Alameda. Furthermore, when his speech was interrupted by a heckler, Trump deftly responded with the local vernacular, “Double dumbass…

More footage.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Thank god it was Intentional. I don’t know if I could live in a world where people accidentally edited out cigarettes from photos.

Whew! That impact left the hot dog with a huge glory hole. I guess it’s OK, seeing as that’s where hot dogs belong anyway.

Baseball is popular in Japan? I think you must be confusing Japan with Turkmenistan. Absolutely nobody cares about baseball in Japan.

I’m hoping they revive Anthropology Days.

“Get ready to shred bra!”