(looks up wire gauge) I know! what is it with these fucking morons. I mean, who in Satan’s name would be unaware of the instrument used to measure the diameter of wire. Fucking goddamn rubes, I tell ya.

You were kind to take me out of the grays, considering I left out like 3 or 4 words. Of course, English is my second language, my first language being horrendous proofreading.

Still others will say it’s a gharial, but they are indus other river.

It is. My grandmother makes the best chagas slatherd chikungunya you’ll ever taste.

JPP similarly easy to at Giant games, as he never chooses scissors.

Jesus, these fans are so poor. The only way they can afford an autograph is to get it on sale.

This is a better plan than when I tried to capture some of the Sochi experience by serving Fugu at my family reunion. They still haven’t forgiven me.

You haven’t lived till you’ve heard Mendelssohn Concerto in E Minor, Op 64, played by someone with CTE.

B movie? This is basically the plot of The Natural, just with a slightly less sexy parasite.

No Cylon trigger warning?

Oh yes. I’ve just finished reading Paul Cézanne’s memoirs in which he recounts the time he saw Van Gogh bite a man’s ear off for looking at him funny.

Mayhem is apparently a rather serious charge in Idaho:

Can we get one of these explaining the differences between a Citation and a pile of crap?

Great news everyone! Mike Utley lifted a fork!

Breaking News: Donald Trump labels new highways as drug addicts and rapists. Possibly, originally paved in Kenya.

He may have done wrong, but he was pressured into participating. You can find details of what happened by reading the book he wrote titled “River of Doubt”. Spoiler alert! He kills himself at the end.

Here is a rundown of how the scam worked.

The worst part is that it would be so easy to make this movie great. Just replace all the orcs with ewoks, and BAM! Fixed. What a shame. What a waste.

It’s like I’ve been saying all season. The Warriors are beatable if you simply throw more balls in the ring. I don’t understand how it took the league so long to figure this out.