Um, Sonny Liston?

Oh, come on. It’s not like he ate something.

No way, man. It’s a trap. Have you seen that little critter’s catchphrase?

I was making a cringeworthy Morton Stanley joke.

This would have been true had they not benched Castillo for Mackey Sasser.

I’m no expert, but who do you think has had the best dunk in that finals so far? Livingstone, I presume.

I’ll be good with this as long as they integrate some kind of ranking for restrooms. I want to be able to say, “Take me to the nearest public toilet that has earned at least 3 Michelin Shits” or “It’s an emergency, the nearest 1 Michelin Shit truckstop outhouse will have to do.”

You clearly missed this.

I read your name as “Danny’s Lobotomy”, and quickly glancing back, I can see that’s not the case. I don’t want to look too closely though, as I don’t want to fully break the fiction that there’s a lobotomy wandering around the internet commenting on cars.

“Take those odd bits of thick cladding on top of the hood, for example. What are those hiding?”

It looks like a shark with lampreys.

Doogie Atticer

I did the exact thing as Daryl with a Toyota Space Cruiser in the late 80s. I hopped in and was immediately pissed that some joker had fucked with my seat adjustments while I was in the store. I fixed that, and drove off. I soon after I was puzzling out why my interior seemed so clean, when it dawned on me that nobody…

Matthew Dellavedova?

I’m not actually going to watch the video, but, based on the header gif, I’m assuming you’re giving away this car to someone with an extensive background in stalking. There can be no better candidate than I. Now, I don’t mean to brag, but, based on nothing but my bush hiding skills, the New England Patriots (a…

That’s a much better representation of Hank Hill than mine.

In an extreme case of white guilt, Steve Kerr smashes whiteboy to death.

Do not inkerr the wrath of Steve.

During my dinner with Andre, we had Rocky Mountain oysters.