Oh, he knows the bay area alright. This was apparent when he began talking about foreign policy, stating that he was the only candidate who wasn’t afraid to use the nuclear wessels in Alameda. Furthermore, when his speech was interrupted by a heckler, Trump deftly responded with the local vernacular, “Double dumbass…

More footage.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Thank god it was Intentional. I don’t know if I could live in a world where people accidentally edited out cigarettes from photos.

Whew! That impact left the hot dog with a huge glory hole. I guess it’s OK, seeing as that’s where hot dogs belong anyway.

Baseball is popular in Japan? I think you must be confusing Japan with Turkmenistan. Absolutely nobody cares about baseball in Japan.

I’m hoping they revive Anthropology Days.

“Get ready to shred bra!”

(looks up wire gauge) I know! what is it with these fucking morons. I mean, who in Satan’s name would be unaware of the instrument used to measure the diameter of wire. Fucking goddamn rubes, I tell ya.

You were kind to take me out of the grays, considering I left out like 3 or 4 words. Of course, English is my second language, my first language being horrendous proofreading.

Still others will say it’s a gharial, but they are indus other river.

It is. My grandmother makes the best chagas slatherd chikungunya you’ll ever taste.

JPP similarly easy to at Giant games, as he never chooses scissors.

Jesus, these fans are so poor. The only way they can afford an autograph is to get it on sale.

This is a better plan than when I tried to capture some of the Sochi experience by serving Fugu at my family reunion. They still haven’t forgiven me.

You haven’t lived till you’ve heard Mendelssohn Concerto in E Minor, Op 64, played by someone with CTE.

B movie? This is basically the plot of The Natural, just with a slightly less sexy parasite.

No Cylon trigger warning?

Oh yes. I’ve just finished reading Paul Cézanne’s memoirs in which he recounts the time he saw Van Gogh bite a man’s ear off for looking at him funny.

Mayhem is apparently a rather serious charge in Idaho: